Brave, brave Joe Biden refused to participate in the annual Presidential Christmas call with children because he fears being made fun of again like last year when a father said “let’s go Brandon” during the call.
The bravery of it all reminds me of the Monty Python and the Holy Grail bit where the traveling minstrels were singing the song about brave Sir Robbin.
Brave Sir Biden ran away.
Bravely ran away away.
When danger reared it’s ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Biden turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
Swiftly taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat.
Bravest of the brave, Sir Biden!
If you’ll recall, last year, a father from Oregon was on the line with his child when they got through to the White House during the annual “Christmas call with the President.”
During the call, Jared Schmeck uttered the anti-Biden phrase “Let’s Go Brandon,” which is a polite substitute for “fuck Joe Biden.” The man later said that he was only indulging his “God-given right” to express his frustration with Biden’s failing White House agenda.
BREAKING: Joe Biden was taking calls from the NORAD Santa tracking program and a dad ended the call with "Merry Christmas, and Let's Go Brandon."
Biden replied with: "Let's Go Brandon, I agree" pic.twitter.com/Hc0pLWGRx1
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) December 24, 2021
Well, apparently that was all it took to get Brave Sir Biden to bravely run away from this year’s Christmas call with kids. Kids only got fake “doctor” Jill, according to the Daily Mail.
Brace, brave Sir Biden.